speaking dog joke

In the absence of any good stuff that has come my way to post on this site recently that is not more of the collective drama, jokes will do nicely! Here’s one, thanks to the blog reader for this. Just think, even dogs can have ‘stories’! 😉 Enjoy!

DOG FOR SALE

A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

“Do you really talk?” he asks the dog.

“Yes,” the Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, “So, tell me your story.”
The Labrador looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.

“In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping.

“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired.”

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

“Ten quid,” the owner says.

£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?”

“Because he’s a lying bastard. He’s never been out of the garden.”

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lol.. thanks Reena, sometimes I think I have too much space between thought`s these days! Give yourself a big fat hug from me & Loki! Have a great weekend and we should catch up soon 🙂

Debbie, thank you for your comment and give Loki a big fat hug from me. Someone told me recently that they thought that animals are attracted to those who’s minds have space between thoughts, ie who are not so ‘heady’. Read more…

That is a good one Reena.. Read more…

Bill

Nice one 🙂

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